THE PIZZA SHIFT

COMING SOON

A satirical brand for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally unavailable. From Corporate greed, to manager rage, to feeling like you're just a cog in the machine worker. We will have it allYou’ve clocked in to the future home of burnout core.
Here, we don’t just cry in the walk-in we monetize it.COMING FALL 2025